Friday, April 22, 2011

Dictionary.com

Dictionary.com has become one of my top favourite websites. Sighz.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

How to react to an awkward comment.

Comments can be constructive or senseless but worst is, people normally make senseless ones. Sometimes, they can just keep going on and on, and all I want to do is cut their tongue off. -.-

Anyway, here are some cases...

Case 1(definitely constructive xP):
Friend/Foe:
Wah, you look so pretty today lei!
Me:
No la! You're prettier.

Case 2 (senseless):
Friend/Foe:
Omg! This question so easy! You don't know how to do??
Me:
ok.. My ability to percieve is not as good as yours. Apparently, your grammar isn't that good either. *smiles* So, how do you do this question?

Come on.. Be humble, man! Learn from your mistakes.

Case 3 (TOTALLY SENSELESS):
Friend/Foe(thinks she/he's damn good):
Omg! How stupid can you be?? You look like an idiot! Your bag is so ugly! You're such an embarrassment!
Me:
>.> *stares* So? Why the **** do you even give a damn? It's my bag?!?! So, what do you want me to do to my bag? Throw away? Who gives you the right to even comment on my things? You're a renowned bag designer? -.- Stop making pointless comments which doesn't benefit anybody. (Actually, most of the time, I would choose to keep quiet or reply with a 'ok')

Why bother about douchebags who criticize people's intelligence when they don't even look at themselves in the first place. If you want to comment on someone's mistakes, you should kindly provide information exactly on what is the mistake and how to improve?

Just a bit off point, I wanna rant about CCAs being compulsory. GOSH! JC life can seriously make someone go bald (esp if you get into my JC. -.-) I regretted choosing this path, (wrong JC, wrong class, wrong friends). I SHOULD HAVE JUST GONE TO POLY! It's more suitable for me. :D

Sunday, April 17, 2011

SNSD has a new song! Mr. Taxi. Sunny's voice sounds nice in this song (so does taeyeon's). :D I hope she's feeling better after the 'dragging' incident. Some mad man tried to 'elope' with her off the stage. -.- crazy fan.

Here's a short part of their new song:

Monday, April 11, 2011

MY WONDERFUL BUS RIDE

Today, I was almost late for school laterally. This was the second time I kena 'sabo' by the kind-hearted 'kns' bus driver and it was the exact same bloody bus 81. I realised why people prefer to have their own means of transport.

WTF IS HIS PROB?!? No one pressed the bus-stop button, he could have jolly well drive past that stop AND GET ME TO SCHOOL ON TIME. The bus stopped there, waiting senselessly for some ghost passengers to board and exit the bus. The buses were obviously late, so many people crammed into the bus that I had to wait 10mins more than usual to board ONE pathetic bus.

Worst of all, when the bus reached the school side gate (within the bus zone thing), the "considerate and good-hearted" bus driver REFUSED TO OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR! You see, I was standing right at the exit door and I was so pissed that I wanted to just kick the door open and run for my life before those Student Councilors close the gate to hell. ohoh! There was even a drawing of o0o on the door (which describes my exact feeling).

To some extent of reasoning, it is quite obvious that this (lao ah pek) bus driver is suffering from MENTAL RETARDATION. I'm not biased against "lao ah peks" (old uncles) but seriously and unfortunately, most of the 'lao ah peks' I met IRKS ME TO THE MAX especially TAXI DRIVERS. They have the worst service attitudes! Those educated ones will preach to you about their "once" noble lives. Those uneducated ones will peer at you like some "chee koh pek" (LECHER) and attempt to drive the longest way possible to your destination in order to make you pay more. -.-

Here's two incidents I encountered.
Incident 1:
It was raining heavily so my friend and I took a cab home together.
My friend: Uncle, XXX place. xie xie. (thank you).

*I got in after that, heard the taxi driver lecturing my friend*

Driver: Don't think that all taxi drivers are not educated one! I know english too, ok? I studied "this and that" before. I'm english-educated.. blah blah blah...

...
*My friend and I looked at each other. ?!?! ignores him while he continue to preach...

What's wrong with speaking chinese??? So what he's trying to say is that people who speak chinese are uneducated??? kns.

Incident 2:
My 3 friends and I hailed a cab to Katong Swimming Complex.
We: Uncle. Katong Swimming Complex, thanks.
Driver: Where's that place? How to go??
My friend: err, i think it's at xxx road.
Me: I thought it's yy road?

In the end, we decided to try xxx road and it turned out to be wrong. ok, so we went to yy road and dropped off. The taxi driver has been complaining about us since the moment we got into his cab, saying stuff like 'don't know how to go then anyhow say, make me drive around.' and 'last time people used to be this and that.'

Like hello? I don't give a shit what happened in the past, this is the present. Who the hell wants to know what puny contributions you did for Singapore. There are more who achieved greater things. Who's the taxi driver here btw? We don't hire your cab for nothing.

ok fine. Must respect the elderly... so we just kept quiet. THE WORST THING IS THAT, JUST BEFORE WE GOT OFF THE CAB. HE SAID, "So unlucky to get customers like you all."

KNS LAH! He should be lucky that "Lao Niang" wants to sit his cab la. He should be contented that we enlightened him with a new place. In case, other passengers of his (I doubt any) would like to hire his cab to go there, he will be able to get them there.

Therefore, moral of the story: I HATE PUBLIC TRANSPORT.

Friday, April 8, 2011

PW RESULTS

yesyes.. PW results are out today, I got an A.

BUT I'M PISSED!

the...the...SLUG GOT AN A?!?!?!

HOW IN HEAVEN'S SAKE SHE GOT AN A??? WHY?? YOU KNOW WHY? I bet it's thanks to Marcus' almost perfect (nothing is perfect) Written Report which she didn't even contribute a single shit to, except whining.

There's only 3 words to describe her: KANASAI! KANASAI! KANASAI!

She says that we always give her 'baby' work to do. I mean wtf??? "if you can handle "non-baby" work, we would gladly let you do it (like we love to do). But the problem is you can't even do a proper tabulation of the survey results." Even the only work she manage to accomplish, Marcus have to help her with it by giving her a template to follow. She can't do anything properly. And yet, she can be so shameless as to criticize other's work and even find excuse for your own 'noobness' and laziness???

YOU ARE ONE OF THE MANY REASONS WHY THE WORLD NEEDS LAWYERS. NO! YOU ARE EVERY SINGLE REASON WHY THE WORLD NEEDS LAWYERS.

WORST STILL, SHE DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO PAY ($10++) FOR THE PW PROPS?? POOR MARCUS HAVE TO 'SUBSIDIES' FOR HER. -.- She doesn't even want to pay 3 bucks for the J1 CNY. (IS SHE THAT POOR?)

KANASAI! KANASAI! KANASAI! KANASAI! KANASAI! KANASAI! KANASAI! KANASAI!

Thursday, April 7, 2011

I SPY.

Well.. Today I visited this particular blog. Not to be mean but I kinda LOLed at her posts. She seems to have suffered from mild mental disorder and it's getting worse. Every single post of hers is either about her "emo-ingness" or her rantings about people who are trying to bring her down??(I suspect they are not even bothered with that?)

Quoted:
"Yesterday was a really emotional day."
Err.. excuse me? Every single day is emotional to her.

Take a look at this.

Symptoms of Bipolar Disorder : persistent feelings of sadness, anxiety, guilt, anger, isolation, or hopelessness, loss of interest in sexual activity (LOL), hallucinations (definitely, she thinks people are trying to harm her O.O)
Suffering from bipolar disorder? Probably.
An example of bipolar disorder:

First post saying I'm not gonna let you bring me down!(Determined)
Second post says "when am I gonna get out of this? *cries*" (Weak and tired..ohh...)
Third post again... I will never be the past me again. *stares* ( SO DETERMINED)
Fourth post : the cycle repeats... (you know... she starts to blog in poetic form)

Oh no... *palm-faced* I mean I have no (actually I do) comment on her blog entries. But if you're gonna let your readers see the same post over and over again. EPIC FAIL neh! What's the use of blogging? This just makes me feel like she's acting pitiful to gain sympathy. (and a bit mental sick)
Her blog pictures are screwed too.


Gosh.. I have to face her in school tmr. (Yes, I DO NOT LIKE HER!)
You should definitely (NOT) take a look at HER LOVELY EMO BLOG.

Oh!oh! I almost forgot. While sourcing for my blogskin, I chanced upon this absolutely perfect blogskin for her. Such conincidence that there's someone out there in the world that is EXACTLY LIKE HER!!

TA DA..

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?

Have you heard of this story? I don't mean to sound pessimistic but have anyone wondered what if the hot water used to cook coffee bean is contaminated with whatever sh*t?

The coffee may blend in with the water to produce a nice aromatic but poisonous coffee that cause stomachache to whoever drank it. The water may look shallow but it is actually deep in depth. What is seen on the outside may not represent the inside.

If that's the case, will you choose to be a coffee bean?

VIWAWA


This is my favourite hangout for a nice game of bridge.

As you can see from above, this is how I normally play my bridge with my accomplice. LOL. This is tutorial on how to play the game, "bridge". -> TUTORIAL. My friend and I will reveal whoever is the chosen partner of the game (which is not supposed to). and YES! IT'S DEFINITELY cheating...

BUT!

Come on! There are times when we did lose mah... Anyway, let's get to the main point. Once upon a time... we were playing... the trump card was heart. We both knew that we were partners and were discussing on what cards to play over our secret msn conversation. Our trump cards were equally bad. HOWEVER! miraculously, we won because we still had some trump cards left. AND BECAUSE! the bidder's partner didn't put out his trump for the bidder to suck our trumps.

Apparently, after the game, the bidder (SORE LOSER) started scolding his partner for that particular match. Words like: "idiot! noob! ****!(nah, not this)" came flying out. They both started arguing and cursing each other... -.- (boys..) But then again, I feel that the bidder is also at fault. Even he had suck our trumps out, our non-trumps cards are still bigger than his. WHAT'S MORE, IT IS JUST A GAME?! He was bragging that whoever he partners, never lose a match before. (dots.)

The funniest thing is that my friend and I left after the next match and he opened a new room with the title, "Min 4 (no crybaby)." My first thought was, "Wth is wrong with him? Look who's speaking. He's the one crying like some mad ass underdog and he could even be so audacious to say that!"

I mean it is inevitable to get irritated with noobs when they are the cause of your defeat but haven't you been a greenhorn too?
sighz... this is probably human nature...