I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated.

Quoted from a facebook status...

Exams are starting on Friday!! I was already numb with this anxious feeling of mine until my friends starting whatsapp-ing me about how terrified and stressed they are.

SPREAD THE ANXIETY, PEOPLE!

 ok, chillax. I heard this quote on TV yesterday.

可以解决的事，不用担心。If the problem can be solved, don't worry.

不可以解决的事，担心也没用。If the problem can't be solved, no point worrying.

Here's another quote:

Easier said than done!

Hah! Anyway, I saw these questions on a forum. A student who obtained 0% for his test... lol, rejoice!

I would say this person interpret the questions in a unique way (too much common sense). LOL. And this questions probably won't come out for mine unless it's an open ended question and I have to write an essay on it. Seriously... what is the main reason for divorce?? But it's still hilarious! XD

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
 * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Ok, song time! I remember XN used to sing this song whenever we went to karaoke. I didn't find this song nice at that time (probably because of whose version I was listening to).  heh! just kidding.
◾(*￣ー￣*)◾



#TaylorSwift #Change #Hallelujah (only for after exams purpose)

Irony is a cruelty itself.

Just came back from tuition. :D (don't mind the title, just a sudden realisation of something and it looks chim so I put it there, lol)

Made a birthday card for my little tutee since her birthday is coming soon (28 April), and hope she likes it. XD

She and her older sister (also my tutee) are, as usual, arguing over food and stuff but in the end, they do share. HAHA. This sort of makes me wonder how would I have interact with my siblings if I had one. (‘∀’●)♡ I always wanted an older sibling to take care of me, heh. But younger siblings would be cute too, and their innocent acts can really makes you smile or... drive you nuts!

For example, while I was giving tuition to her older sister, she came and sat beside me, to read this book about jokes and riddles. She started asking us riddles so her helper came out to chase her away and told her not to disturb us. XD

Yeap, so she went away to sit on the sofa and moments later, she came back with chunks of scrap papers and passed them to me, discreetly. That little one actually wrote the riddles on the papers (with answers at the back), hahahaha (｡´∀｀)ﾉ

So I ended up reading the riddles every now and then, for short breaks.
Here are some of them:

Q. What type of facial hair does a cow have?
A. A mooooo-stache.

Q. What did the chocolate bar say to the pacifier?
A. Hello, sucker!

Q. What do you call a blind deer?
A. No eye-deer (No idea)
 

Oh and this is a long one.

You're a bus driver.
On the first stop, 10 people get on.
On the second stop, 3 people get off and 1 person gets on.
On the third stop, everyone gets off.
What are the colour of the bus driver's eyes?

A. The same as yours, you ARE the bus driver.

This is like a riddle war.

(just leaving a blank space here because I have no idea how to link the above sentence with the bottom one)

Doodled some stuff during tuition... lol. I shall post the pictures soon after my exams end.

Oh and almost forget, ending the post with a song... and hash tags.



I like the rap, yo.

#Nobody'sfool #AvrilLavigne

미쳤어

I was late for Stats lecture today because I remembered the wrong timing plus, I didn't check. *faints*

On the bright side, it's a lesson learnt.

BETTER DOUBLE CHECK VENUE, DATE AND TIMING, THE DAY BEFORE EXAM.

Anyway, presenting to youuuuuu, the joke of the day.
Credits to BEL (17.04.2014 some time around 10plus?) <= if you're lurking around here, somewhere.

Q. What is an emotional chicken called?
A. emo-鸡 (emo-ji) h.a.h.a

So gonna tell that to my tutee (a counter-attack, hah!)

Found this game related to chicken too, "Guess The Emoji"

 

Picture Description: hand and cock
Guess The Emoji Level 16 – 7 Letters Answer: HANCOCK

 

If everyone were to use emoji to communicate, we would be like going back to ancient times. o.o

Oh, and nothing much... we talked about the old days when the slug's cai fan (economic rice) got attacked by a bird and she was kpkb-ing in her usual high pitch. (｀Д´*)

MY RICE~~!!←～(o ｀▽´ )oΨ

Randomly, here's a song to end the post.

Nice song, nice-looking guy, nice voice, nice drama. (:

One of my all-time favourite songs.



#희망은 잠들지 않는 꿈 #Hope Is A Dream That Doesn't Sleep
 #SuperJuniorKyuhyun

TOO LAZY TO DO ANYTHING

#lazygirl #SNSD

Joke of the day (yesterday actually)

Q. Why did the pony drink some water?
A. Cause it was a little horse (hoarse).

Q. What did the teddy bear say when you offer it some chocolate?
A. No, thanks. I'm stuffed.

ψ(｀∇´)ψ

Credits to my little tutee who left me speechless.  (。┰ω┰。)

Sorry, but this video is too awesome not to share.

Currently emo-ing now. Because I can't find a song to express my emo-ness, therefore I'm emo-ing. #wth? #jokeofanewday #inneedofagoodsong

A Happy Post for today...

Supposed to be studying... but I'll make this quick.

Just thought that my blog shouldn't be full of angst when I read it in future.

Let's talk about happy things.

First off, I met my secondary school maths teacher. :D Glad that we were able to talk like old friends. HAHA. OLD.

I celebrated two of my friends' birthdays although it was really exhausting and yeap, it would be a lie if I had no complaints.. that's just me. XD

My JC friend will be coming back to Singapore from Germany to meet us. Define 'excited'.

Realised some importance values I should have, earlier before... but that's just the way of growing up, I guess.

I have many plans ahead after my exams!

1. honing my Japanese and Korean language is my priority. (neglecting them way too much)
2. practicing my keyboard? Been collecting many scores but never really played them (not like I can play them well either :P)
3. KTV!!! (I'm gonna ask everyone on that!)

OK, the end. an abrupt ending.