Exams are starting on Friday!! I was already numb with this anxious feeling of mine until my friends starting whatsapp-ing me about how terrified and stressed they are.
SPREAD THE ANXIETY, PEOPLE!ok, chillax. I heard this quote on TV yesterday.
可以解决的事，不用担心。If the problem can be solved, don't worry.
不可以解决的事，担心也没用。If the problem can't be solved, no point worrying.Here's another quote:
Easier said than done!Hah! Anyway, I saw these questions on a forum. A student who obtained 0% for his test... lol, rejoice!
I would say this person interpret the questions in a unique way (too much common sense). LOL. And this questions probably won't come out for mine unless it's an open ended question and I have to write an essay on it. Seriously... what is the main reason for divorce?? But it's still hilarious! XD
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
* his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Ok, song time! I remember XN used to sing this song whenever we went to karaoke. I didn't find this song nice at that time (probably because of whose version I was listening to). heh! just kidding.
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#TaylorSwift #Change #Hallelujah (only for after exams purpose)
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